I believe I may have discovered how to tell the difference between the intellectual elite and the merely intellectual.
The intellectual elite women wear tailored suits and subdued jewelry, mere intellectual women wear bohemian jewelry and big skirts and have a tendancy toward unnaturally red shortcropped hair.
The intellectual elite men wear suits and ties and shave, the merely intellectual men have wild hair, full or barely groomed beards and -- bicycle helmets.
Really. Who comes up with the fashion standards for these academic bulwarks?
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